Post by Justin on Jan 31, 2020 15:35:57 GMT
[Up.]
"Maybe y'all ain't been payin' no attention."
[Eric Dane Jr stands in front of a Northern Pro Wrestling hanging wall banner.]
EDJr:
Maybe, jus' maybe, y'all too fuckin' stupid to see what's right in front of your faces.
[He shrugs, indifferent.]
EDJr:
All ya need to know is that Eric Dane Junior is about to be the winner of the Cruiserweight Cup, an' after that's all said an' done ya can better fuckin' believe I'm comin' after that North American Cruiserweight title!
EDJr:
It's in my blood, ya dig? But don't get it twisted! I ain't no Eric Dane, an' I sure as shit ain't no Eric Dane clone! That old boomer asshole ain't got anything on The Millennial Star! Yeah, maybe I spent the last year settin' up rings and reffin' matches and doin' whatever else Gus Arnold said I had to do to earn my spot, but all that dusty ol' fuck's done this year is get his shit kicked in by a bunch of guys that ten years ago he would'a rolled over without a second thought! Hell, he lost to Mike fuckin' Best of all ignorant losers to lose a match to!
[The heat is real, feel the burn.]
EDJr:
But whatever, I ain't lettin' my old man take any'a my shine! I been out here puttin' in work all year, been gettin' my ass kicked every which way but loose, but all'a that shit is over! The Cruiserweight Cup is Eric Dane Junior's comin' out party, and if y'all can't focus on that instead of what sad sack'a shit knocked up my ma, well that shit's yer own fault an' I can't be held responsible.
[He nods, satisfied.]
EDJr:
Reed Bellum, I guess yer hot shit somewhere or another, I don't really care. I never heard'a ya, and what that tells me is that you prolly really ain't shit but a stupid name from a boring company. I'mma wreck yo' shit, ya dig? But I ain't stupid, either. Sato taught me better than to look past some mook from wherever-the-fuck just because I never heard of 'im. I'll be ready an' waitin' for ya ass in Halifax, Reed. An' once that's finished, I'mma go wreck that busted-ass afro-ninja wannabe Tyrone Walker.
[Wink.]
[Smirk.]
[End.]